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A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day,
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Listen to this! He said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time she would say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful
classical music, and if she said, Beatles", she'd get one of
their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new
car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$HOLES!" She
yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore
on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Listen to this! He said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time she would say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful
classical music, and if she said, Beatles", she'd get one of
their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new
car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$HOLES!" She
yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore
on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.
