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The preacher's wife was expecting a baby. He went before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his pay check.

After 6 children this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, ''Children are a gift from God,'' he said.
Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said.
'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.' And the congregation said, 'Amen.' pray.gif
P-Dogg
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steelrunner83
Ha yeah, thats true! And we also complain about to much rain devil.gif
ponyboy
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